After I Refused to Accept the Crabs, the Whole Village Repented and Cried.

Is There Such a Thing as a Slap in the Face?

Is there a kind of slap-in-the-face article, where you report any vengeance on the spot, instead of the kind of sadistic writing that takes a long time before you fight back? It's better to be the kind that can take action but not say much.