In this realistic world of cultivation, his talent ranks dead last, and his spiritless constitution has completely closed off the path to cultivation.
Luckily, Heaven takes pity on him and grants him the ability to hear the thoughts of all things. From then on, nothing in the world is a secret.
The spirit sword complains that its master is useless, the ancient tree gossips, and even stones can chat about everyday life.
Then there's Tiedan, an arrogant dog who looks utterly ordinary but has an incredibly powerful bloodline. He can kill with a fart, wreck the house, stir up trouble, and sneak in a knife, all with equal skill.
When they can't win a fight, they resort to mocking their opponents. When they face a powerful enemy, they bluff in every way imaginable. At the critical moment, only their bizarre antics can turn a hopeless situation around.
Starting out as a lowly servant at Qingyun Sect, they kick up one ridiculous commotion after another.
They venture into secret realms, take on merchant guilds, forge bonds with myriad races, and explore the imperial city, gradually exposing a conspiracy buried for a thousand years.
Who says a good-for-nothing is doomed to an ordinary life? One man and one dog rely on their bizarre talents to carve out a one-of-a-kind legend in the brutal world of cultivation!
