I Told You to Be a Tyrant, Not to Flirt with All Three Powerful Ministers

[Transmigrate into a book + Empress + Hilarious misinterpretations + System + Court intrigue + Everyone loves her]

Chu Xuanji transmigrates and becomes a tyrannical empress.

Other people transmigrate and instantly conquer the world. She survives only thanks to the “Social Death System.” To rack up enough fortune points to stay alive until she can abdicate, she’s forced to sneak into the Imperial Preceptor’s residence late at night and steal the aloof man’s underwear; openly flirt with the iron-blooded general at court; and even fold the scheming Chief Councilor’s secret letter about seizing power into a paper airplane.

Chu Xuanji closes her eyes and awaits death. “Just destroy the world already! I want to clock out on time!”

Who could have guessed that the whole court would suddenly see things very differently?

The ascetic Imperial Preceptor blushes and corners her beside the imperial throne. “If Your Majesty wants my heart, just say so. Why resort to such measures?”

The loyal general draws his sword and roars, “Your Majesty insulted me in public to protect my military authority! Whoever dares lay a hand on Her Majesty, I’ll kill them!”

The scheming Chief Councilor breaks into a cold sweat. “Even such a confidential matter was so easily resolved by Your Majesty… Your Majesty’s plans are truly beyond human comprehension. I submit!”

Watching the three villainous ministers eagerly interpret everything in their own favor, even fighting over who gets to be the “Emperor’s consort,” Chu Xuanji trembles. I’m really just a corporate drone who wants to lie flat!