[Is lying flat really against the law??]…
The game invades the real world, and everyone awakens a talent. Xu Shan gets only the trashiest F-rank talent.
No one will team up with him for dungeons, so his level stays stuck at 1.
After going too long without leveling up, he violates the [Strive Act] and is convicted of the [Crime of Lying Flat]! His punishment: 30 years of mining!
Luckily, his right hand thinks his F-rank talent is too weak, so it watches anime and teaches itself SSS-rank forbidden spells
Watch Naruto to learn the SSS-rank forbidden spell, Shadow Clone Technique: thirty million clones crush a horde of thirty thousand beasts.
Watch One-Punch Man to master the SSS-rank skill, Serious Punch: one punch can instantly kill any dungeon boss!
Watch Attack on Titan to learn how to bite his hand and turn into a Titan. Xu Shan transforms into the Colossal Titan and tramples a space monster underfoot.
The space monster is flattened into a sheet of paper. Before it dies, it issues a stern warning:
“Everybody, run! There's a giant monster on this planet, even bigger than me!”
Years later, Xu Shan, with a sackful of SSS-rank forbidden spells, becomes the supreme ruler of the stars.
Three hundred million beauties in his harem cling to him and ask him the secret to his success.
Xu Shan smiles faintly. “Watch more anime, run less. Just stay alive.”
