Great Tang: A Three-Year-Old Dumpling Helps Li Er Grow Potatoes

[An Alternate Tang Dynasty + Pampered by Everyone + Adorable Child + Innate Super Strength + System + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + No Goody-Two-Shoes] This story is entirely fictional!

Modern martial arts heir Li Xingyao wakes up and transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty as a three-and-a-half-year-old orphan abandoned in the countryside, binding to the “Tang Dynasty Sign-In System.”

From the start, she encounters Li Shimin, who is in danger while traveling incognito. Talk about the sky falling down!

An assassin draws his sword, and Li Er shuts his eyes in despair.

Then the three-foot-tall toddler snorts and swings a hundred-jin boulder from the roadside, knocking out the assassin leader in one blow!

Li Shimin is stunned. “This child has the courage of a warlord!”

After she’s brought back to the palace, the entire Tang Dynasty changes beyond recognition.

Short on grain? Yao Yao signs in and produces potato and sweet potato seeds, with yields of ten thousand jin per mu, stunning the whole court!

The Turks invade? Yao Yao rides a little pony, grips the system’s reward of a fine-steel spear, and knocks an enemy general’s helmet flying with one thrust!

Empress Zhangsun, Crown Prince Li Chengqian, and a whole host of dukes and generals all become obsessed with the little bundle of joy.

A certain emperor for the ages frets every day. “My Yao Yao is so soft and adorable. What if those powerful clans bully her when she grows up?”

The ministers stare at the white marble pillar the little princess smashed with one punch, and fall into a deathly silence: “...”

Your Majesty, do you misunderstand what “soft and adorable” means, or what “human weapon” means?!