I went to a mass grave in the middle of the night to scavenge for valuables and dug up a bronze coffin. The lid exploded, and a peerless beauty sat up inside!
She was a fox demon who didn't suck blood. She just opened her mouth and demanded food. I tricked her into signing a master-servant contract with half a sausage, and she even threw in the cultivation manual The Immortal's Register.
I thought I could take my fox immortal and dominate the world, but it turned out this female demon was a bottomless pit! She ate five bowls of rice in one sitting and could bankrupt an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant! To keep her fed, I had no choice but to tell fortunes on the overpass and make money driving out ghosts for rich businessmen.
I thought all I had to do was work hard, earn money, and keep her fed. Who knew that behind the ghosts I drove away lurked even more terrifying cultivation bigwigs?
I glanced at the fox immortal beside me, still gnawing on a chicken leg. “Jiu'er, stop eating. We've got a big job!”
Sorry, but for my wife, I'm going to flatten the entire cultivation world.
