I, the best loser in the world of immortality, have accepted a disciple - he was the supreme being in the world of immortality ten thousand years ago, and now I have to kneel down and call me master.
Can't beat you? It doesn't matter, I can piss you off.
Don't want to practice? It doesn't matter, I opened a hot pot restaurant.
Is the apprentice too cold? It doesn't matter, the plate will be warm after a few days of carrying it.
Later, Wannian Xianzun stood at the door of the hot pot restaurant and hung up a sign with an expressionless face——
"The Immortal holds the plate, and children and old men are not deceived."
I asked him how much it would cost.
He said: "I don't want wages, I want the boss lady."
——Wait, this is different from what was promised? !
