Did My Inner Thoughts Just Leak? No, That’s a Juicy Scoop

Two male leads + childhood friends + gossip + understanding animal speech

Shu Changyan grew up moving between Taoist temples and Buddhist monasteries. Blessed with a Gossip System and the ability to understand animal speech, he can enjoy the gossip while everyone else gets their fill, too.

His gossip takes him from Buddhism and Taoism into the mortal world, from the mountains to the plains, and from people to animals. He truly treats everyone equally.

Those who follow along to listen to the gossip end up so full they can barely stop burping. So good!~

Situ Zhao is known throughout the martial arts world as someone with a constitution that repels living creatures. Within three feet of him, there isn't so much as a mosquito, let alone another person.

Yet he carefully protects his precious treasure, afraid they might suffer even the slightest grievance.

Onlookers: Who exactly is the one being wronged here? Who would dare wrong him? Are they tired of living and looking to get publicly humiliated?

Gua Gua: Master is amazing! You can understand animal speech all by yourself! Wow! So gossip really is delicious!

**Please enjoy the gossip responsibly! No personal attacks! Read civilly, for everyone's health and well-being!