[Primordial World] [Transmigration] [Mischievous Child] [Defense-Breaking System] [Overwhelming Seniority] [Everyone's Favorite] [Pure Power Fantasy and Banter]
Su Changsheng transmigrated into the Primordial World and became the only child born to the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother in their old age. He was also a "Dao seed" personally prophesied by Taishang Laojun, the youngest junior apprentice of Patriarch Bodhi, an old friend of Sect Master Tongtian, and the godson of Empress Nuwa!
He awakened the [Heaven's Chosen Defense-Breaking System]. As long as he made someone favored by destiny lose their composure, he could earn Defense-Breaking Points, draw top-tier traits, and improve his cultivation!
Six-year-old Su Changsheng looked at the gods and Buddhas filling the heavens and smiled innocently.
To the Jade Emperor: "You old bull, the roof tiles in Lingxiao Palace are no good. One fart from me and they'll be blown away."
[Jade Emperor Defense-Breaking Points +9999. Trait acquired: Farts Shake the Nine Heavens]
To Taishang Laojun: "Grandmaster, I peed in your alchemy furnace. Remember to change the water next time."
[Laojun Defense-Breaking Points +8888. Trait acquired: Golden Core Dao Body]
To Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, your fur color isn't great. Want me to ask my cousin Erlang Shen to dye it for you?"
[Great Sage Equal to Heaven Defense-Breaking Points +6666. Trait acquired: Fiery Golden Eyes PLUS]
To Buddha Tathagata: "Bald... Grandpa Buddha, your head is so shiny. Can I use it as a mirror?"
[Tathagata Defense-Breaking Points +99999. Trait acquired: Eight-Treasure Merit Golden Body]
The heavenly immortals wept uncontrollably: Please, please let this little ancestor descend to the mortal world and undergo tribulations!
Dao Ancestor Hongjun stroked his beard and sighed, "This child... is a variable beyond the Heavenly Dao."
Su Changsheng stuck his nose in the air. "Who cares about being a variable? My seniority is higher!"