After transmigrating to the cultivation world three years ago, Lu Chen is about to go crazy from living without internet, electricity, or cola. He activates the Get Killed and Return Home System: if he dies, he'll go straight back to Blue Star and receive a trillion in cash!
Desperate to get home, he braves tribulations, summons demons, destroys divine swords, hangs himself, and tries to get himself killed... But the System retaliates by giving him a flawless immortal body that is immune to 99% of all damage. Even suicide is against the rules!
Lightning can't kill him, swords can't hurt him, demons call him Dad on sight, and divine beasts grow into true dragons after he feeds them. All he wants is to die and give up, but the entire sect is busy imagining things: “The sect master is proving the Dao with his own body!” “The senior is setting up a grand formation to save the world!”
Lu Chen breaks down and roars, “I just want to die, go home, and claim my trillion! Stop stopping me from getting myself killed!”
