I Really Don't Want to Become an Immortal, I Just Want to Eat and Sleep

"Slow pace" "Funny?" "Martial arts"... Shangguan Yuan originally wanted to be a wealthy and idle man. There was someone to wait on me when I ate, no one disturbed me when I was sleeping, I teased the maids when I had nothing to do, I bullied the crows, I lived such a happy life. It's a pity that God did not fulfill his wish. The eldest brother became a foundation-building sword cultivator of the Qingxuan Sect, the younger niece tested out her aptitude for cultivating immortals, and the crow in the family turned into a spiritual bird for no apparent reason. The girl who picked up the demon cultivator left in tears, and the father found him a slovenly swordsman with a slovenly appearance, unpaid debts, and an astonishing appetite to be his master. From then on, Shangguan Yuan's good days seemed to be over. While practicing boxing, my senior sister hit me with a broom handle. Practicing swordsmanship, practicing and practicing, I realized a "free journey". While listening to a play, I saw a weasel spirit using the stage to collect smoke from fireworks. I helped a friend solve the problem of being banned, but in one sentence, my friend turned the weasel into a little golden retriever lolita. The Monster Control Division came to the door, and the court, sects, rivers and lakes, and spirits all appeared one after another. Shangguan Yuan sighed: "I obviously just want to lie down, why do people always force me to stand up?" Yan Xiaoshuang said calmly: "You can continue to lie down. When trouble comes, the recliner and the chair will be carried away." Shangguan Yuan was silent for a moment and silently picked up the sword. He does not want to conquer the world, nor does he want to ask for immortality. He just feels... If you want to lie down peacefully, you must first have the ability to lie down still.