Causing trouble + livestreaming + courtyard drama + satisfying clapbacks against scoundrels
Of all people, why did he have to transmigrate into Xu Damao, the courtyard's "childless playboy"?
The good news: He has a System and a wife.
The bad news: Something down there really does seem to be wrong. What's with those contemptuous looks from the viewers?
[The Cross-Time Livestream Trouble-Making System has activated]
[Viewer gifts can be exchanged for supplies, skills, coupons, Super Kidney Tonic Pills...]
For a lifetime of happiness...
Let's get this show on the road! Family, send me a wave of hearts!
Silly Zhu wants to stand up for Qin Huairu? One move knocks him down, and he still has to pay me compensation.
The First Master tries moral blackmail? Sorry, I'm more virtuous than you. I'll turn the tables and blackmail you instead.
Jia Zhangshi summons Old Jia? That's superstition. Report her and you'll finish her off.
Banggeng calls me impotent? No White Rabbit candy for you, but I've got a big slap with your name on it.
The livestream audience surges...
Viewer A: "Holy crap! You really transmigrated? Streamer, go give Qin Huairu, that white lotus in full bloom, a big slap. I'll gift you ten sports cars!"
Viewer B: "Go pull the valve core out of the Third Master's bike! I'll get the stream 100,000 likes!"
After finishing his roast chicken, Xu Damao puts an arm around Xiao'e and says, looking at the comments, "Family, my wife and I are about to have a deep discussion about life's big questions. I'm ending the stream!"
Viewers: "No, don't end the stream! Bro... Brother Damao, we'll send you a Carnival!"
Although it is not a cool article, it is quite consistent with the logic of literary struggle.