[Group portraits of passion + Myths of Classic of Mountains and Seas + Gao Shuang]
I, the ancestor of zombies, have lived for centuries. I usually help people with their feng shui, ward off imps, and do their homework for me, so my life is quite comfortable.
A popular actress was kidnapped by a demon? The money is in place, easy to say.
The ghost killer is coming? Send him away with a slap.
Are all the demons and monsters threatening to destroy me? I crunched every bite.
The nine-tailed fox asked his daughter to marry him? Declined politely.
…
They all say I am strong, but I am just an ordinary Feng Shui master.
Until Emperor Shitian broke the seal and the three realms were in chaos——
Everyone knelt down: Ancestor, please take action!
