Taibai Jinxing: (with a sad face) "Mr. Li! Mr. Li! Something big happened! The peaches are unsaleable, all the gods have been laid off, and even Erlangshen has gone to deliver food! You should take care of it!"
Li Changye: (sips tea slowly) "Why are you anxious? If sales are unsatisfactory, build a greenhouse, and if you are laid off, find another job. By the way, call Nezha over and ask him to live stream the goods. The title will be 'The third prince will lead you to beat up the unscrupulous merchants'."
Taibai Jinxing: (Collapse) "No, Mr. Li! What time is it now, and you are still thinking about bringing goods? The new Jade Emperor Xuancheng is so embarrassed that he insists on doing the '996 Blessings Heaven Edition', and the gods will rebel! Also, Tathagata Buddha's hair is too long and the roof of the house collapsed. Look..."
Li Changye: (Put down the tea cup and pick up the brick) "Go and shave Tathagata's hair into a square inch, and then take the new Jade Emperor to drink with me. Tell him that if he curls it again, the heaven will be destroyed."
Taibaijinxing: (Despair) "Just die! The universe is going to heat death anyway! Even the gods can't defeat the increase in entropy! Shouldn't we write a suicide note?"
Li Changye: (sneered and took out a paper) "What kind of suicide note are you writing? I just published "On the Dialectical Unification of Qi Training Period and Quantum Mechanics". Since we can't beat him, let's turn it into a science."
Taibai Jinxing: (Looking at the title of the paper, his eyes darkened) "Mr. Li... Is this... Is this useful?"
Li Changye: (Standing up, slapping the bricks on the table, showing his domineering attitude) "You'll know if it's useful as soon as the bricks go down. Go, tell those gods to stop worshiping gods and go farm.
