What's it like to transmigrate into Resident Evil as a Tyrant?
Tang Li: Thanks for asking. I'm a hulking 2.2 meters tall, with grayish-white skin and a face full of hard muscle. I could scare three people to death just by walking down the street at night.
And yet Uncle Jiu took me in as a Taoist priest, so now I spend all day drawing talismans, chanting scriptures, and catching zombies.
Junior brother Qiusheng: Senior brother, there's no hiding a build like yours.
Tang Li: I can turn invisible.
Qiusheng: Then go invisible already.
Tang Li: (A transparent 2.2-meter figure) ...
This is the story of a monster trying hard to be human.
It's also the story of a Taoist priest trying hard not to be a monster.
