[Wild Ideas] + [System Story] + [Comedy]
A bolt of lightning struck, sending down a talking brick.
Emperor Zhao Huan thought it was a divine treasure, but the brick contradicted him every single day!!
At court, it projected his innermost thoughts for everyone to see, leaving every official utterly mortified.
At three in the morning, it set off an alarm. His Majesty nearly melted it down.
Use it once, and its charge drops. It could shut down at any moment.
Enemy troops were at the gates, besieging the city, with a traitor lurking within.
The emperor asked what to do
“Low battery. Please charge!!!”
This was a disaster. The brick had only 1 percent battery left.
The emperor burst into tears. “What are you, anyway?”
Two words flashed across the screen
“Waiting for you.”
