Journey to the West: I Became a Sage on Mount Fangcun, and the Monkey Came Calling

While others transmigrate into Journey to the West to learn immortal arts and cozy up to powerful figures, Tang Lei had barely become a disciple when Patriarch Bodhi fled, leaving him stuck sweeping the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars for a hundred years. Who would have thought that sweeping could level him up? A century later, he was already a full-powered Quasi-Saint, but the System still wouldn’t let him leave the mountain. He was nearly driven mad. Just as he complained about ending up in the wrong world, Sun Wukong, with his furry face and thunderous mouth, came to ask for the secret of immortality. The System immediately issued a quest: Take Sun Wukong as your disciple! Even more outrageous, investments paid back a hundredfold. Give Wukong a pill, and Tang Lei got a Chaos Scripture in return; give Wukong a peach, and he got an innate spiritual root! Tang Lei became an indulgent master, personally teaching Brother Monkey to steal the Golden Cudgel, alter the Book of Life and Death, defy Heaven, and feast on immortal peaches, turning Havoc in Heaven into a full-blown loot-farming spree. Wukong was trapped beneath Five Elements Mountain? Tang Lei calmly kept sweeping. “Don’t worry. Your master will come for you in five hundred years. Then we’ll turn Mount Ling and Heaven upside down together!”