A friendly reminder: If you find yourself laughing until your stomach hurts, slapping the table in the middle of the night, or getting sore facial muscles while reading, that's perfectly normal. While the cultivation world was still measuring whose fists were strongest, he had already talked his way through the entire Xuantian Continent. After transmigrating to a world of cultivation, Li Heishuai discovered that he had a useless spiritual root and mediocre talent, and was destined to be cannon fodder. Luckily, there was still a way out: the [Unbeatable Trash-Talking System] descended from the heavens! It didn't teach proper cultivation techniques or hand out divine weapons. It taught him just one thing: how to make people so angry they cough up blood, then smile as they count out money for you.