Tang Dynasty: the Immortal Painting in the Cold Palace Was Exposed by Xiao Sizi

Wen Jingzhe traveled to the cold palace of the Tang Dynasty and became a young painter on the verge of starving to death. Bind the "Illustration of All Things in the Nine Realms" to make the paintings come true. He just wants to paint in a low profile, prolong his life, and live a leisurely life of cultivating immortality. Until that day, the three-year-old Sizi stumbled into the cold palace due to an asthma attack and ate a fairy peach that Wen Jingzhe had just painted. "Wen Guo Guo, this Taotao is so sweet!" Wen Jingzhe fell silent when he saw Xiaotuanzi who had recovered from his asthma and even had his marrow and bones removed on the spot. From then on, the fate of the Tang Dynasty began to be led astray by a small group. Queen Changsun coughed, and Xiao Sizi took out a sparrow from his pocket: "My mother-in-law eats eggs. Wen Guo Guo said that she will stop coughing after eating them!" The queen looked at the mythical beast Suzaku, who was bathed in Nanmingli fire, and fell into deep thought. There was an emergency at the border, so Xiao Sizi took out a piece of white paper and said, "Dad, Wen Guo Guo gave me a painting, saying it can beat bad guys." Li Shimin shook off the scroll, and one hundred thousand golden-armored divine soldiers stepped into the air, flattening the enemy country in an instant! Li Shimin's scalp was numb, and he immediately led all the civil and military officials to kneel in front of the Leng Palace gate: "Please ask the immortal to come out and guide the Tang Dynasty to ascend!" Wen Jingzhe: Your Majesty, don't make trouble. This is really just an ordinary sketch. I really don't want to rebel! Li Shimin: Stop pretending to be an immortal, I will abdicate now and make way for someone worthy of your honor! Wen Jingzhe:? ? ?