Are You Serious? You Call Raising Young Ying Zheng a College Entrance Exam?

[Historical What-Ifs] [Comedy] [Entirely Handcrafted]

Let's get straight to the point: transmigrate to a world with a gap in its history, and raising a kid really can take years off your life.

The good news: Bai Xing has latched onto the coattails of Ying Zheng, the greatest emperor in history. That's one hell of a golden thigh!

The bad news: that leg is only four feet tall right now. He's a proud little brat, and he's crying his eyes out.

Bai Xing planned to use his history doctorate to dominate the world, but somehow all his golden finger points went into “bizarre movement choices.”

On the first day, they’re surrounded by pursuers...

Bai Xing hoists Ying Zheng over his shoulder and leaps off a cliff. “See you in the next life, suckers!”

Unexpected result: They both crash into a deep pool without a scratch.

Bystanders watching the spectacle: “What the hell kind of lightning-fast running technique was that?!”

Then they run into monsters in the mountains...

Bai Xing pulls out a White Rabbit candy. “Here, show us the way and you can have some.”

Unexpected result: The monster NPC instantly caves and swears to keep them safe.

Proud Ying Zheng: “You lecher, what nonsense are you up to now?!”

Next, they stumble into a mysterious cave...

Bai Xing wants to lie flat and give up. “So this is the legendary Peach Blossom Spring!”

Unexpected result: The whole village immediately hails him as a god descended from heaven.

Everyone: “...”

Seriously, this guy's mental state is a hundred years ahead of everyone else's. How does he keep clearing every level?!