Journey to the West: I Followed the Three Great Rebels in Heaven to Learn the Scriptures

[Journey to the West + Funny + Sand Sculpture + System + Female Protagonist CP Nezha + Female Protagonist's Physical Sainthood] Song Chuxi, the Divine Lord Siyao, is a senior fisherman in heaven and has been fishing professionally for three thousand years. One day during lunch break, a voice suddenly rang out in my head: "Congratulations on binding the 'Rebellious Bone Boy' taming system! Mission: Go to the West to learn scriptures with Nezha, Yang Jian, and Sun Wukong!" Song Chuxi pulled down her blindfold: "I won't go, it's important to sleep." System: "Rewards of 100,000 merits, exemption from court meetings for 500 years, and free coupons for eating flat peaches." Song Chuxi turned over and sat up, speaking sternly: "... I'm not doing it for rewards, I mainly want to exercise." System: "You are familiar with the first two. Please go to Huaguoshan immediately for the last one to gain his trust and help him become a disciple, but do not interfere too much." Huaguoshan, in front of Shuiliandong. Song Chuxi was surrounded by monkeys. In order to gain trust, she meditated for three seconds, took out the novice gift bag given by the system - a book "On Self-cultivation of Monkeys", and read aloud: "After completing the cultivation, you can steal peaches, cause trouble in the underworld, and beat up the Jade Emperor..." Sun Wukong in the cave twitched his ears, and jumped out the next second, his eyes shining: "Is this book really so magical?" Song Chuxi patted her chest: "I never lie to monkeys." Sun Wukong held her hand, with tears in his eyes: "My best friend!" —