Chen Wuyang has lived for 4.6 Billion years, squeezed through the mud of the Cambrian Period, and slept through the Ice Age. Now he just wants to stay in his old shabby little house and blow on the air conditioner.
Unexpectedly, in order to earn tuition money, my sister who is obsessed with money started a live broadcast of "Fighting Counterfeit Bros."
"Family members, give Xixi three broken kitchen knives for ten yuan. My brother must say that they are the axes used by Dayu to control floods!"
Seeing Chen Wuxu using it to chop pork ribs, the leading archaeologist from Beijing University in the live broadcast room pinched people and fired ten super rockets on the spot to beg him for mercy.
"This piece of black coal briquettes padding the corner of the table is definitely scrap metal. Watch me plate it!"
Looking at this scene, the world's top physicists cried out in despair: "That's the meteorite core of the Tunguska explosion. Stop shaking, it's going to explode!"
When the identity is completely exposed, the state machinery runs wildly in order to prevent this living ancestor from finding modern life boring and "restarting the earth".
The world's number one killer competes to be a community security guard, and the Nobel Prize winner disguises himself as a plumbing repairman.
Looking at the frightened "drama queen" neighbors in the neighborhood, Chen Wuchang sighed helplessly.
"Stop acting, I really just want to have a quiet meal of braised pork!"
