After Living for Tens of Billions of Years, He Was Exposed by His Best Friend's Live Broadcast After Bathing

> Gu Chang has lived for tens of billions of years. > When he had nothing to do, he guided Pangu to create the sky, helped Qin Shihuang unify the six kingdoms, discussed body art with Leonardo da Vinci, and calculated the theory of relativity for Einstein. >Now he just wants to lie down and play games. > Until one day—— > The live broadcast of the cute sister was not turned off, and the school beauty best friend who had just finished taking a bath broke into his utility room wrapped in a bath towel. > Staggered, the bath towel slipped, and the pickle jar shattered. > More than a dozen pieces of jade engraved with "Ordered by Heaven, Live Long and Prosperous" rolled on the ground. > The live broadcast room exploded. > Netizen: "Is it wholesaled from Yiwu? It's so funny!" > The director of the National Museum continued to speak for three minutes before suffering a cerebral hemorrhage and was sent to the hospital on the spot. > The National Security Bureau sealed off the scene, and the cold-faced female commander asked him which imperial tomb he had stolen. > Gu Changsheng yawned and kicked over the trash basket next to him—— > The full version of the Yongle Grand Ceremony, Hua Tuo's Green Bag Book, and the Yue King Goujian's sword used to peel apples fell to the ground with a crash. > "Don't make a fuss, these are all scraps. Real ones? I've already taken them to fill the sea."