> Gu Changsheng has lived for a hundred billion years.
> When he had time to kill, he guided Pangu in creating the world, helped Qin Shi Huang unify the six kingdoms, discussed figure drawing with Leonardo da Vinci, and worked out the theory of relativity for Albert Einstein.
> Now, all he wants is to lie flat and play video games.
> Until one day...
> His adorable little sister forgot to turn off her livestream, and her campus-belle best friend came barging into his storage room, fresh from a shower and wrapped in a bath towel.
> She stumbled, the towel slipped, and the pickle jar shattered.
> A dozen or so jade pieces engraved with “By Heaven’s Mandate, May He Live Long and Prosper” rolled across the floor.
> The livestream chat went wild.
> Viewers: “Bought wholesale in Yiwu, right? That’s hilarious!”
> Three minutes after joining the livestream, the director of the National Museum suffered a brain hemorrhage and was rushed to the hospital.
> The Ministry of State Security sealed off the scene, and a stern female commander demanded to know which imperial tomb he had robbed.
> Gu Changsheng yawned and kicked over the trash can beside him...
> A complete Yongle Encyclopedia, Hua Tuo’s Green Satchel Manual, and the Goujian Sword of Yue, which he used to peel apples, spilled out onto the floor.
> “Don’t make such a fuss. They’re all junk. The genuine articles? I used them to fill in the sea ages ago.”
So-so~ You don't like these things anymore~ Why are you still collecting them? It's been so long~ Isn't it possible that none of the protagonists like it? I've lived for such a long time~ I'm still living in a unit in the old community 🤦~ I lost my mind after ten chapters~ I know that there are people from the country~ but I still come to buy and sell by force~ If I don't buy, I won't see the sun tomorrow~ It's still live broadcast