My name is Zhang Wenyuan. I’m a broke nobody who loves money, women, and alcohol, and has never amounted to anything. One day, I went to Wansui Mountain for a visit and was drinking alone at a little stall in the scenic area when an old man came over and sat beside me. He picked up my drink and started downing it, bragging as he drank that if I bought him a drink, he could take me through time. I was drunk too, so I played along and said I wanted to go back to the Three Kingdoms period and become Zhang Liao, Zhang Wenyuan. I got so drunk I blacked out. When I woke up, I hadn’t transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms period. I’d transmigrated into Yan Poxi’s bed instead! I knew it, you can’t trust a word that old geezer says. That crafty old bastard…
Dear readers, come see how Wenyuan cuckolds Gongming and survives in the cannibalistic world of Water Margin.
