I stayed at home for three years. I didn't go out, work, or socialize. I just went about living my life.
I always thought that I was the most useless person on the Internet.
Until one day, the rare human protection system was successfully bound!
[A purebred human lying flat at home has been detected, there is only one left in the entire network, and the species is on the verge of extinction!
[Automatically activate national-level protection treatment! All intrusion, part-time work, and anxiety intrusions are prohibited!
If others lie flat, they are showing off their depravity, but if I lie flat, I am a rare and protected species in the country.
Mom urges me to go to work? Reverse brainwashing on the spot: My daughter is happiest lying down!
My sister forces me to study? Instant epiphany in life: being messy is the ultimate happiness!
Millions of netizens were watching the live broadcast, watching me sleep and work while I frantically breached my defenses.
The inspirational bloggers are all autistic, and all the workers who are involved are envious and cry bitterly.
Luo Qi spread her hands helplessly: Don't involve me, I am an endangered species, no exploitation is allowed!
