Everyone else makes money by working 996. Lin Bei makes money by doing the absurd!
After being laid off, cheated on, and mocked as a "poor, crooked melon," the overworked Lin Bei unexpectedly binds himself to the [North Pole Crooked Melon Tycoon System]. The more he does things that normal people consider absurd, money-losing, and useless, the richer the rewards!
Spend 100 yuan to make a rich kid bark like a dog in public? Get 1 million yuan in cash!
Spend 100,000 yuan to rent an unfinished luxury apartment with a river view? Get the property rights to the entire building!
Act broke at a class reunion and get mocked the whole time? Get a Lamborghini and a 51% stake in a hotel!
Spend 1 million yuan turning his enemy's milk tea shop into a public toilet? Get 10 million yuan and expert-level fighting skills!
Invest in a failing milk tea shop that nobody in the industry believes in? It goes viral overnight, its valuation skyrockets tenfold, and the investment world is stunned!
From an unknown nobody in Jiangcheng to the world's richest man, Lin Bei takes the crookedest paths, makes the most money, and delivers the most satisfying face-slaps.
Others laugh at him as a crazy crooked melon. He laughs at the world for failing to see the truth.
The whole world waits for him to go bankrupt, but he charges ahead with his "Crooked Melon Business Empire," ultimately reaching the pinnacle of the universe.
"So what if I'm a crooked melon? Crooked melons can be sweet enough to kill!"
"Take the crookedest path, make the most money, and love the person you love most."
Watch as Lin Bei, the North Pole Crooked Melon, and Tian Zao, his "sweet date in this world," pull off one outrageous stunt after another, face-slap all kinds of arrogant braggarts, and live the kind of life everyone envies!
