[Bestselling Power Fantasy + Workplace Horror + Rule-Based Horror]
Overnight, workers around the world were dragged into the [Infinite Workplace Game]. Its scenarios include "a boss demanding revisions at three in the morning," "passive-aggressive coworkers," and "the endlessly looping weekly report hell."
And I'm the only HR professional in the game.
While everyone else uses items and brute force to fight the "Boss Ghost," I quietly launch an employee satisfaction survey, a mental health assessment, and a three-month PIP (Performance Improvement Plan).
Later, I take the ultimate boss, "the Shadow of Capital," to arbitration on charges of "violating virtual-world labor laws, failing to pay social insurance and housing fund contributions, and causing large-scale occupational injuries."
System prompt: [Warning! Host detected making changes to the rules of the game...]
Before I was reborn, I was an overworked HR professional at a major tech company who worked myself to death.
After being reborn, I'll use the Labor Law and the Employee Handbook to give this twisted, terrifying workplace a thoroughgoing overhaul and bring it into HR compliance.
Under the rules, all beings are equal. When HR steps in, not a single ghost survives.
