(The main story is complete) A crazy, shamelessly flirtatious, devoted top × a cool, abstinent, sharp-tongued bottom [Top's POV, a wife-chasing crematorium-style public humiliation, both are pure, ancient political intrigue, pure love between two male leads, a powerful team, comedic System story, utterly sweet indulgence, courtly power struggles, gap moe, 1v1, happy ending]
Special forces soldier Xiao Jingxing dies on the battlefield and is reborn.
When he wakes, he discovers he has become the regent of the Great Yuan Dynasty: The Outcast, no, second only to no one, above tens of thousands, and all-powerful at court.
It should have been a dream start.
But he has been bound to the [Perfect Entrance Effects System].
Five hundred taels to make him fart in rapid succession. One hundred thousand taels to experience dancing the social shuffle.
Xiao Jingxing: Let's just destroy everything.
Shen Yanzhi: ...You still have the nerve to say that.
The two bicker, and everyone else suffers.
At court,
Xiao Jingxing: "I beat up anyone I can't stand."
Shen Yanzhi: "Just follow procedure afterward. I've already written the impeachment memorial."
The minister they beat up: ???
On the battlefield,
Xiao Jingxing: "I'm going to chop people up. Stay back."
Shen Yanzhi: "Go ahead, but don't damage the city wall. Repairs are expensive."
The enemy troops laying siege: ???
On their wedding day,
Xiao Jingxing kicks over the imperial throne: "This realm is the betrothal gift I'm giving Shen Yanzhi."
Shen Yanzhi issues a new law before the court: "Now that you've married me, you are not allowed to take concubines."
The civil and military officials: ???
System notification: Congratulations, Host. Romance mission complete.
Bonus achievement: [Unmatched Shameless Charm] Crazy beyond anyone before him, shameless beyond anyone after him.
Xiao Jingxing glances at the person beside him, reviewing memorials.
He died on the battlefield in his previous life. In this one... he dies of public humiliation at court.
But he thinks... it's worth it.
