After Marrying a Tyrant, He Won the Harem by Eating Melons and Lying Down

[The salty fish-eating heroine x the violent mind-reading male protagonist, a substitute marriage palace fight + counter-routine, hilarious] I, Chu Jiaojiao, the unpopular concubine of the Shangshu Mansion, was forced to marry that murderous tyrant on behalf of my sister-in-law. Rumor has it that he was moody and his concubines would not survive more than three months. On the wedding night, the tyrant came with a sword in hand and a sinister look in his eyes. I was trembling on the outside and rubbing my hands excitedly on the inside: "Is this the legendary tyrant with a hidden disease? He's so good-looking..." "I heard that Concubine De drugged Concubine Shu in order to win favor, and she had diarrhea for three days? You laughed me to death!" "Oh, this sword is too heavy. Your Majesty, please be patient and don't step away." The tyrant who was about to sacrifice me to heaven shook his hand and the sword fell to the ground. Since then, I have noticed a sudden change in the style of harem painting. I just want to be a salted fish quietly, eating melon while waiting to die. As a result, the tyrant came to my bedroom every day, criticizing memorials while listening to my inner thoughts. Those concubines who tried to fight in the palace were investigated by the tyrant before they took action. In the end, not only did I survive, but I also became a queen in the hands of a tyrant? No, does this tyrant have masochistic tendencies? !