The Snarky System and Its Goofy Host’s Daily Disasters

(This novel has no central couple, but features several male supporting characters with one-sided crushes. Read with caution if that bothers you.) Gao Chuning thought the System she was bound to was a little unhinged. It called itself the Saintly Mother System, but Gao Chuning had never seen a trace of saintliness in it. For example, when Gao Chuning was about to deal with some human traffickers on a mission, the System hurriedly stopped her. “Chuning, our Saintly Mother System can’t spill blood.”

“Then what do you suggest?”

“Bury them alive! It’s clean and environmentally friendly!”

Gao Chuning: …

And when Gao Chuning was about to deal with some drug traffickers, the System spoke up again. “Drug dealers have families, too. You can’t leave them all destitute! How about bringing their families over as well, so they can all go together as a nice, complete family?”

Gao Chuning: “Be honest. Are you related to the King of Hell? Did he send you to the human world to boost his numbers?”

Later, after Gao Chuning recovered her memories, she ruffled the little System’s head and teased, “Shanshan, after all these years, how come you still haven’t improved at all?”

The little System let out a wail, threw its arms around her leg, and sobbed, “Chuning, they’ve all been bullying me while you were gone~”

Gao Chuning gave her whip a twirl and smiled. “Don’t worry. I’ll get justice for you right now.”

(P.S. This is the story of a max-level expert who loses her memory and gets sent back to the newbie village.)