Wang Zhi, do you want a wife or not? "
On the first day of time travel, my neighbor's aunt held my hand, her eyes shining.
I said, "Yes. "
Then I went to celebrate a rich girl who was about to die of illness.
Everyone in the city was laughing: "You knocked on the door upside down and you still want to stand up? "
My father-in-law looks at me like a beggar, the maid secretly rolls her eyes, and even the stone lion at the door thinks I'm stupid.
The first thing the sick wife said when she woke up was: "Are you a god? "
I smiled: "No, I am your husband-in-law. "
Later
I became the Emperor of Japan.