After transmigrating into a book as a cannon-fodder junior sister, she has her opportunities stolen by her holier-than-thou senior sister, is rejected by her master, and is trampled underfoot by her fellow disciples.
Su Fulu laughs. She’s bound to a laid-back fortune-telling System: she earns rewards for slacking off, cultivation for roasting people, and opportunities for dispelling evil spirits!
Her holier-than-thou senior sister pretends to be pitiful? She exposes her true colors on the spot! Her master plays favorites? She turns around and face-slaps him with metaphysics!
She lies flat and slacks off, only to realize she’s the one variable Heaven’s Will forgot, and even the ten-thousand-year-old evil lord is begging her to come out of seclusion!
The whole sect gets on their knees and begs: Big shot, stop lying around and save us!
She raises an eyebrow coolly. Want me to come out of seclusion? Get on your knees for three days and three nights first.
