Naruto: The Reborn Immortal Venerable

My name is Ling Feng, and I transmigrated into the Naruto world.

The good news: my surname is Uchiha, and I have a bloodline limit. The bad news: the Uchiha will be wiped out in ten years. The even better news: I awakened a natural Sage Body. I can absorb natural energy without training, and I was born with a body suited to Sage Mode.

To live to adulthood, I decided on a small goal at the Ninja Academy: slack off.

On the battlefield of the Third Shinobi World War, everyone else was fighting for their lives while I slacked off. While doing so, I “accidentally” saved Nohara Rin's life and, as a bonus, blocked half of Obito's descent into darkness. They wanted to wipe out the Uchiha, but they never expected the Uchiha to know how to play politics too. I stopped Shisui from jumping off a cliff and intercepted Danzo when he tried to steal Shisui's Kotoamatsukami. Orochimaru wanted to do more research for the sake of the shinobi world.

Later, Kaguya was resurrected. I told her, “Your Highness, stop trying to destroy the world. I'll take you to Ichiraku Ramen.”

After finishing her first bowl, she licked it clean without changing her expression. Then she said, “Another bowl.”

Tsunade said, “The Sand Village has discovered traces of Kara. Should we go deal with them?”

Ling Feng said, “Who cares? Even if the Otsutsuki God shows up, it'll only take one slap. I've built a Sage Nation. After working hard my whole life, can't I finally enjoy myself? Keep the music playing and the dancing going.”