The Good-for-Nothing Love Saint: Ding Dian's Simp Life
Synopsis
After transmigrating to the Tianxuan Continent, Ding Dian discovers that he has a “Grade Nine useless spirit root.” He cultivates at just one hundredth the speed of an ordinary person, and his spirit root is shaped like a dog sticking out its tongue.
Most absurd of all, his golden finger is a simp System: getting a “you're such a nice guy” card from a beauty temporarily makes him stronger; helping someone win over their crush earns cultivation resources; and becoming sworn brothers with a beauty's boyfriend permanently boosts his attributes...
And so:
The academy's top beauty says, “You're such a nice guy.” Ding Dian breaks through on the spot and punches a senior spirit master flying.
His love rival challenges him to a duel, so he invites him out for a drink: “Your girlfriend is really beautiful, bro.” The two get drunk and become sworn brothers.
The Crown Prince comes to him after a breakup, the Second Prince turns to him to steal his sister-in-law, and even the Empress Dowager wants him to fulfill the regret of her first love.
Other people cultivate immortality through fighting and killing. Ding Dian does it by “helping people fall in love.”
Other people avoid getting nice-guy cards. He treats them as cultivation resources.
Other people dread being the backup option. He becomes a king and chancellor by playing the backup.
This is the hilarious story of a “good-for-nothing” who uses his simp powers to become the God of Universal Love.
“I like you, but I respect your man too. How about the three of us have a drink together?”
Ding Dian, The Good-for-Nothing Love Saint
Tags: transmigration, System, romantic wingman, trope subversion, absurd comedy, lighthearted, love triangle, simp's rise to success
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