You Asked Me to Be a Newbie, So Why Am I Wearing a Dog Head and Tearing Apart Evil Gods?

[The synopsis does this book no justice. Read the story itself, it’s great!]

Jiang Shan is swept into an evolution game with an extremely high death rate.

[Good news]: He kills a flying harpy from the start, earns the first-kill achievement, and gains an absurdly powerful physical enhancement!

[Bad news]: He’s entered a deadly instance where even the official bigwigs have almost no chance of survival.

[Good news]: The female ghost in the instance is reasonable. You can talk to her, and she’s pretty good-looking, too.

[Bad news]: She wants to possess him, and she can read minds.

[Good news]: Jiang Shan doesn’t panic at all. He turns around and roasts the ghost into silence, then recruits her as his personal cheat code!

[Bad news]: An ancient skeleton over ten meters tall crawls up from underground. Even an artillery barrage can’t scratch it, and it’s set its sights on his childhood sweetheart!

“Can’t do anything else, so you’re biting a lighter now?”

Jiang Shan laughs in fury and pulls a solid seven-kilogram shot put from his backpack.

“Even if I break both my legs kicking, I’m tearing off your ribs and feeding them to the dogs today!”

And so, to the utter horror of everyone watching, a brutal spectacle of physically slaying a god begins!