[Fake politeness but really criticize the tyrant × The heroine who seems to be trying to survive but actually complains about the barrage machine]
Jiang Shiyi wore a book and became a substitute cannon fodder who couldn't survive the wedding night.
The newlywed partner is Xie Yan, a crazy tyrant who is prolific in murdering people and unstable, and the whole world is looking forward to his early death.
On the wedding night, Xie Yan wiped the long sword dripping with blood and smiled like Shura: "I like to kill people and I also like to be killed. What do you think, my beloved concubine?"
He originally expected to see the beauty trembling, but Jiang Shiyi blurted out:
"What a coincidence, Your Majesty, I like to watch people being buried! How about I order a supreme sliding cover rosewood coffin for you? Buy one, get one free!"
Xie Yan:?
The next day, the tyrant tried: "If you die, how long will you remain a widow?"
Jiang Shiyi shed tears on the outside, but complained crazily on the inside:
Widowed? What a joke! If your front foot is dead, I will be robbed of your back foot! Three seconds at most, no more!
Xie Yan, who was accidentally bound to "mind reading":...
Not only did he not kill her, he pressed her against the wall with red eyes: "Want to remarry? Jiang Shiyi, even if you go to hell, you can only lie in the same coffin as Gu Gu!"
Later, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked to find that the tyrannical and cruel Majesty had changed.
He no longer kills people, he carries "The Queen's Crazy Sayings" with him instead!
