Ronaldo Just Left, and Ferguson Is Begging Me to Wear Manchester United's Number 7

In 2009, Cristiano Ronaldo leaves for Real Madrid, sending shockwaves through Manchester United.

Eighteen-year-old Chinese-descended prodigy Lin Yan fails his fitness test due to a serious injury, and from the start, the academy terminates his contract and kicks him out!

In his darkest hour, he awakens the GOAT Patchwork System!

Messi's incredible ball control, Ronaldo's iron physique, Ronaldo Nazário's signature stepovers, Pirlo's godlike vision... He fuses them all to perfection!

And so, an ultimate monster with no weaknesses is born on the pitch!

Terry: One change of direction from him, and my knee shattered!

Wenger: Is this even humanly possible? He tore my tactics to shreds all by himself!

Ferguson tears up the termination papers overnight and personally drapes the legendary Manchester United number 7 shirt over his shoulders!

Lin Yan: “The Premier League may have lost a Ronaldo, but I'll show you what a true king looks like!”