A worker’s life matters too, and mine did until I bound myself to the [Super Capitalist System].
The System said, “Host, we don’t make money. We’re just couriers delivering employee benefits.”
I glanced at the mere 200 yuan left in my account, then at the benefits list the System gave me: luxury dorms, a top-of-the-line cafeteria, paid days off for doing nothing, and company outings that had to be real vacations.
I tried raising everyone’s salary by 30%.
My employees were stunned. My competitors went crazy.
The boss of a rival company tagged me in the industry group chat: “Are you freaking running a charity?!”
Before I could explain, the System popped up a notification:
[Ding! Rival’s blood pressure detected soaring. +500 points!]
[Ding! Rival companies have joined forces to blacklist you. Hostility over threshold. +2,000 points! Unlocked advanced technology: Super Solid-State Battery!]
I got it.
Turns out making your competitors furious earns money faster than working yourself to death.
So I happily gave my employees 24 months’ salary, then bought the land beneath a rival company’s office and turned it into a free pet park for my staff.
The rival’s boss sat in his office, watching cats and dogs frolic outside the window, and finally snapped.
“What the hell are you trying to do?!”
An employee walked past carrying a shovel and smiled. “Relax. We’re just digging a hole so we can plant you as a money tree.”
Why isn't it updated? 😅 😢