Is Giving Out Congee a Crime? Then This Daoist Will Send the Great Han to Its Death!

[The Late Han and Three Kingdoms, a contest among the warlords]

After a soul-guiding ritual, Zhang Jue, who died suddenly, finds himself in the late Eastern Han dynasty.

Wait, wasn't it Zhang Jiao?

His golden finger is an endless supply of plain congee, but the authorities say handing out porridge is treason?

Then would it be all right if this humble Daoist drew talismans and chanted spells?

I forge swords from copper coins and hand them out to the people. They're Daoist implements for warding off evil!

History records the achievements of the powerful, but who has ever cared whether ordinary people live or die?

In this darkest hour, if you are willing to follow me, the Great Worthy Teacher, I will find you all a way to survive. There will be no tragic ending!

With my plans laid in advance, generals like Lü Dian, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Zhao Yun will all serve me!

Huangfu Song, Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, and Sun Jian are nothing but clay chickens and dogs!

Since I have taken Zhang Jiao's place, let the Han dynasty meet its end!

The Blue Heaven is dead, the Yellow Heaven shall rise...

This is no rebellion or act of treason, but a blood-soaked lament from countless ordinary people!

“Xuande, if you truly care about the people, why do you only scheme to build your own power?”

The Han dynasty may fall, but the soul of the Han must never die!

Pacify the Wuhuan, rout the Xianbei, destroy the Western Qiang.

(For the sake of the plot, some characters' ages have been adjusted slightly. It won't make much difference.)

The protagonist isn't stupid, but the smartest ones are you, dear readers.