[The cold and violent metaphysics boss × the innocent and sinister mountain god, eating melon in the era + slap in the face with metaphysics + two-way doting on each other]
Jiang Wan Ning, a master of metaphysics in his previous life, opened his eyes and traveled to the 1970s. He was possessed by the bride's ghost. He pressed He Qingshan, the most ferocious rough guy in the village, into a haystack and kissed him wildly!
Jiang Wan Ning: "..." A lifetime of fame leads to social death at the beginning.
I thought that the seventy and four olds would be destroyed and all the evil spirits would be dispersed. Who would have thought that the village was covered with melons!
She had just led people to catch her cousin's cheating adulterer, but when she turned around, she saw a weasel bowing and begging for a seal; the brothers next door fought over a woman, and while she was leaning against the wall to eat melons, she found that the woman was a flatulent corpse; when she was sleeping in the middle of the night, a mountain ghost knocked on the door and invited the whole village to have a feast...
In order to survive and enjoy the harvest, Jiang Wanning returned to his old business, smashing a centuries-old ghost with one palm, and alerting the spirits from ten miles away with a talisman.
At first, the villagers were disgusted: "You are a broom star. Sooner or later, we will be dragged into criticism!"
Later, the villagers knelt down and said: "Little ancestor, help! This melon is too scary and we can't eat it!"
Later, the whole village secretly built a statue for her in the mountain temple.
Jiang Wanning panicked: "That's bad, superstition is not allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China. I will become a wild god who violates regulations!"
Unexpectedly, He Qingshan, the rough man who had been forcibly kissed by her, pulled her into his arms and put the divine seal on her with his backhand: "Why are you panicking? I am the reincarnation of the mountain god. The statue was carved by me. I canonize it as a true god and hold a certificate to work!"
Jiang Wan Ning: "... Can you tell me the surprise in advance? I'm asking for a beating!"
The man covered his face and chuckled: "I understand, I'll pack up and go to your house."
