What should I do if I become a cannon fodder and become a real daughter who is occupied by pigeons and raped all over the Internet? Zong Lai, a master of max-level metaphysics, kicked open the door: Stop pretending, I will go crazy and kill everyone! A hundred-year-old ghost with a frying pan in his head, a half-cup of leftover milk tea and a talisman to dominate the audience, focusing on a physical transcendence, materialistic cultivation of immortality!
The fake daughter pretending to be Bai Lian set up a trap? Zong Lai took out the makeup mirror he bought at the two-yuan store and said, "The evildoer has revealed his true form! Look at your red floral thermal underwear exposed!" The partial scumbag went bankrupt and begged for forgiveness? Zong Lai threw out the payment code: "The severance agreement has come into effect. The final payment is 100 million. If you lose one point, I will personally raise your ashes!"
In order to earn enough money to build a pure gold Taoist temple, Zong Lai carried a red and blue snakeskin bag and sipped snail noodles to fight his way through the entertainment industry. Encountered a century-old water ghost in a supernatural variety show? She took out a copy of "Five Years and Three Years of College Entrance Examination Simulation" from the sack and slapped it on the ghost's face: "You didn't go to college before you were alive, did you? You can't leave until you finish this set of papers!" All the black fans on the Internet were shattered on the spot and fell to their knees: Master, help! I've wrapped up one hundred thousand of your peace charms!
And Zhuo Jingxiao, the "living king of hell" in the Beijing circle who was rumored to be violent and cruel and would die if touched, was being pressed on the sofa by Zong Lai at the moment, sucking in the evil spirit like a cupping cup. Zong Lai burped: "Boss, this top-notch evil spirit is comparable to that of Lafite in 1982. I'm attracted to your humanoid power bank!" The Living King of Hell blushed and handed over the unlimited black gold card: "The money is yours, your life is yours, tonight... Do you want to sleep with me?"
[Crazy sand sculpture + extreme metaphysics + real and fake daughters + all members will not be forgiven in the crematorium! It is recommended to bring Suxiao Jiuxin Pills to watch~]
