While others are busy fighting in the palace to win over the heir, Jiang Buyue, a low-level worker at Tai Hospital, just wants to take advantage of the chaos to escape, build a bulletproof and shockproof steam-armored RV, and become the freest salted fish in troubled times.
Her medical principles: "Let go of the need to help others and respect the fate of others. Unless you give too much."
In order to earn enough money to build a car, Jiang Buyue opened a black-hearted medical clinic, but accidentally involved all the world's powerful people in her "cyber medicine empire":
️ Xie Yan, the third prince of the God of War: smashed her skylight, suffered "physical gastric lavage with soapy water", was forced to put up a sign saying "30,000 taels in debt", and became the leader of the manual generator team of the RV.
The best female assassin in the world: She came for an assassination but suddenly suffered from appendicitis. After being opened without anesthesia, she became convinced that the sutures were a "poison of life and death". She turned into a fanatical health official: "Not washing your hands before eating is equivalent to eating daddy. Wash it yourself, or should I cut it off and wash it for you?"
The daughter of a minister who escaped from marriage: was forced to write a pornographic book for publicity, unexpectedly awakened his business acumen, and monopolized the world economy by selling anti-king gossip!
When troubled times come, RVs set sail, and warlords all over the world face the fear of being dominated by "modern medical care"——
The emperor of an enemy country suffered from severe mysophobia after looking at a microscope and forced all officials to go through the lime disinfection tunnel every day;
The northern wolf king had his legs shaved off for "preoperative skin preparation" and was left crying in the city to pour manure;
When the coalition troops approached the city, they were sprayed by the "steam pressurized laxative water cannon" at the top of the city, causing the entire army to line up to find huts!
A battle of heroes?
Jiang Buyue took out the debt account book and the universal pig knife and sneered: "Do you think the medicine is bitter? OK, just physically remove it and take off your pants."
