Let's Be Heroes Tomorrow!

My name is Ma Shangdao. I successfully killed myself. But fate had other plans: some dim-witted goddess dragged me into another world, and to repay her, I accidentally dragged her into trouble too. The goddess, who calls herself a pretty face, can’t do a thing. Since I refuse to let it out, I’m facing my first dilemma: can someone Venmo me fifty? I just want to pay the entrance fee and leave the public restroom. I don’t know what Crazy Thursday is, and you can’t even buy it here...