"I have made tea from Guanyin's jade bottle, have you done so?"
"I roasted sweet potatoes on the lotus platform of Tathagata Buddha. Have you roasted them?"
"I once dismantled the Nantian Gate of Heaven and used it as a skateboard... Do you dare to dismantle it?"
"Who am I, you ask?"
"Then you should listen carefully! I am the only bloodline of Patriarch Bodhi, the demon king of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Sun Wukong's most protective junior brother, Zhenyuan Immortal's lifelong friend, and Tang Sanzang's lifelong psychological shadow!"
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Xu Wuyou traveled through the journey to the west to become the disciple of Wukong, and became the son of Patriarch Bodhi at the age of six, and awakened the [defense-breaking collection system].
As long as you break the defense with the powerful energy of the three realms, you can get unlimited rewards and opportunities!
The monkey was used as a pawn in a plot? I overturned the chessboard in Lingshan!
Zhu Bajie was killed and reborn as a pig by mistake? I will go to heaven to crush the conspiracy!
Are six-eared macaques doomed to die tragically? I gathered all the four monkeys to establish the Supreme Demon Court!
At the beginning, he cut Hu Jindan's flat peach and took away the Dinghai Shenzhen.
He was only six years old, and he suddenly caused chaos in Heaven and Lingshan!
Guanyin was so angry that she vomited blood and was shocked: "Whose family does this damn child belong to? How come my nine-pin lotus platform was roasted black!"
The Tathagata shouted in despair: "Buddhism is in great catastrophe, please ask the saints to come forward!!!"
Not bad can be very good
? [Sinister smile]