Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo-Sensei's Brain Got Eaten!

[Dark Humor] [Black Comedy] [Everyone Is Smart] [Faithful to the Original] [Realistic Style]

Yuji Itadori realized something was wrong with Gojo-sensei on the day he stopped snatching Kikufuku.

Then he discovered that Gojo-sensei's brain had been eaten by a Parasyte long ago. The thing had inherited all of Satoru Gojo's memories, cursed techniques, and obnoxious way of speaking. Now it sat in the office, smiling as it approved leave requests.

After their "special training" ended with them beaten to a pulp, the trio of students fled in the middle of the night.

Yuta Okkotsu said, "Don't run. If you do, you'll die even more miserably."

Yuki Tsukumo said, "Don't listen to him. Get on a plane, now."

Master Tengen, with a Patrick Star-shaped head, said, "Stop arguing. Yuji Itadori is the only person who can save this plane of existence."

The Culling Game began, and curses flooded Japan.

The Parasyte annihilation faction wanted to wipe out humanity, the salvation faction wanted to "save" humanity, and the peace faction just wanted to knit scarves and live in peace.

But "Satoru Gojo" had only one goal...

Eat Tengen.

[Also Known As]

"My Teacher Was Eaten by an Alien Parasite, but Left Behind a Bunch of Riddle-Spewing Contingency Plans"

"Megumi Fushiguro: Gojo-sensei Taught Me to Drive, but Not How to Be Hunted by My Teacher"

"Nobara Kugisaki: I've Swung My Hammer Until It's Smoking, and You're Still Telling Lame Jokes"

"Yuta Okkotsu: Rika, Don't Cry. He Just Said He Hasn't Grown Up Yet"

"Panda: My Dad Was Sentenced to Death, So I'll Go Kill a Few Parasites to Calm Down"

"Yuko Ozawa: Junior Agent at the Time Management Bureau, Power Suppressed to 15%. Cry It Out, Then Get Back to Work"

Tags: Jujutsu Kaisen Fanfiction, No Pairings, Black Comedy, Everyone Is Smart, Parasite Ascension, Culling Game