Lin Qian is terrible at the game but can't stop playing. With help from his PUBG Mobile matchmaking teammates, he gets his first kill and unexpectedly binds to the Polygonal God of War System.
In the second match, his luck is worse than ever. His parachute takes him off course, and he lands in the wilderness outside P City.
Before he can even search for a gun, a full squad quietly closes in.
His only option is to run into the nearest restroom and pray there's a gun inside, even if it's just a pistol.
But the restroom contains nothing but a medkit and a frying pan.
Gunshots ring out, and both teammates are knocked down. Lin Qian can only fight his way to survival with the frying pan...
[Born to Make Money: Knocked down Lei Lai Fa Sui with a frying pan]
[Born to Make Money: Knocked down Rao Ni Yi Tiao Gou Ming with a frying pan]
[Born to Make Money: Knocked down Chi Ji Qing Qing Song Song with a frying pan]
[Born to Make Money: Eliminated Yi Qiang Bao Ni Tou with a frying pan (squad wiped)]
A little rambling:
Damn it, I hadn't won a chicken dinner all season, so I started writing this in a fit of anger. The very night I finished 20,000 words, three random matchmaking pros carried me to my first chicken dinner of the season (hhh, maybe it'll be my only one this season. I'm seriously crying over here...).
