The paranormal is rising, and the whole world is panicking. While everyone else trains desperately, hunts monsters, and fights over lucky breaks, all I want is to lie flat at home.
Ding! You chose to sleep and gained immunity to all evil! Ding! You chose to ignore it, and the paranormal vanished, dropping an SSS-rank cultivation art! Ding! You rejected the Martial Arts Association, your luck skyrocketed, and the empress knelt to welcome you back to your rightful place!
Li Yutian: I was reborn knowing all the secrets of heaven! Lin Changsheng: Oh, lucky breaks find me on their own.
Then the source of the paranormal descended, and the heavens teetered on the brink of collapse. I was forced to get up and wave a hand. Ten thousand monsters were annihilated, and the heavens submitted.
The crowd wept: The Great Emperor has finally acted! Lin Changsheng yawned. “You're so noisy. I want to go back to sleep.”
