[Invincible] [Hilarious] [Everyone overestimates the protagonist] [Subverts expectations] [Lighthearted] [Mindless power fantasy]
The good news: Li Haoran transmigrated to a world with the power of cultivation.
Even better news: Li Haoran awakened the standard transmigrator's perk, the [Ultimate Draw] System!
Pulling his sword a hundred million times would make him absolutely invincible!
Easy peasy!!!
The immortals may go mad, the world may look down on me, but with me, Li Haoran, the heavens themselves stand tall!
So Li Haoran worked on his sword-drawing task day and night, finally completing it after three years!
And then...
The System unbound itself and ran off!
Damn it all!
Li Haoran was devastated. He was just an ordinary person who couldn't even hurt a chicken.
To earn his keep, he once happened to meet an immortal and shamelessly begged for a job as a lowly groundskeeper.
He thought he would spend the rest of his life muddling through, but then he realized that the immortals in this cultivation world had an utterly ridiculous talent for imagining things!
Sweeping leaves away with a gust of wind made the peerless Demon Emperor cry out, “Holy crap! One sweep wiped out the eternal sword fiend! A master! A true master!”
A casual story sent the immortals in the hall ascending in a frenzy. “The voice of the Heavenly Dao! This is the voice of the Heavenly Dao! Senior, please accept our bow!”
One sneeze, and the Demon Sect's patriarch thought the heavens were punishing him and blew himself up on the spot.
Gods and Buddhas across the myriad heavens trembled, begging this great master to stop strolling around so casually!
Looking at the peerless powerhouses kneeling before him and kowtowing like mad, Li Haoran completely lost it.
“Come on, guys! I'm just an utterly ordinary person.”
“The best I can do is a basic attack. What on earth are you bowing to me for?!!”
Absolutely cool and full of memes!