Reborn as Danzo, he begins by smashing through the Hokage Tower with a Wood Buddha. He saves Obito, recruits Kakashi, and exposes Black Zetsu’s thousand-year disguise to his face. He unleashes Izanagi ten times in a row to crush the Uchiha, then single-handedly overwhelms four Kage at the Five Kage Summit. The Akatsuki? He recruits them all. Black Zetsu? Sealed away. Madara shows up? Perfect: restrictions off, max-level character online. Become Hokage? Think smaller. I’m done carrying the weight of the shinobi world.